关于鹦鹉的笑话
看到一则关于鹦鹉的英文笑话，翻译了一下有个家伙与他妻子相处得不是很好，希望有个宠物跟他相处。于是，他去一个宠物商店寻找朋友。找了一圈后，他注意到一只鹦鹉栖息在一根小栖木上。它没有任何的脚或腿。这家伙大声说，“呵呵，我不知道这鹦鹉发生了什么？”
“我生出来就这样，”鹦鹉说。 “我是一只有残疾的鹦鹉。”
“哈，哈，”这个家伙笑着说。 “听起来好像这只鹦鹉其实明白我所说的，并回答了我。”
“我听懂每句话，”鹦鹉说。 “我是一只高智商，受过良好教育的鸟。”
“是吗？”这个家伙问。 “那你回答一下，你没有脚，是怎么挂到你的栖木上的？”
“哦，”鹦鹉说：“这个说起来有点小尴尬，但既然你问了，我就告诉你。我用我的小JJ环绕在栖木上，有点像一个小钩。因为有羽毛，所以你看不到它。”
“哇，”这家伙说：“你真的能够听懂并回答，不是吗？”
“当然，我能说西班牙语和英语。我可以交谈的几乎涵盖所有科目：政治，宗教，体育，物理，哲学...特别是鸟类学。你应该把我买下，我是一个很好的伙伴。”
这家伙看了一下价格标签。 “200美元！”，他说，“我买不起。”
“嘘，”鹦鹉发出嘘声，用一个翅膀示意这家伙过来。
“没有人想要我，因为我没有脚。你只要报个价，可以用20美元买到我。”
这家伙花了20美元就带走了鹦鹉。
几周过去了。鹦鹉非常棒，它很有趣，是一个很好的伙伴。它了解一切，有同情心，能提供很好的建议。这家伙非常高兴。
有一天，这家伙下班回家，鹦鹉说 “嘘”， 用一个翅膀示意他过来。这家伙便凑近笼子。
“我不知道该不该告诉你，”鹦鹉说，“但这是关于你的妻子和邮递员的。”
“什么？”这个家伙说。
“哦，”鹦鹉说，“今天当邮递员来到门口，你妻子穿着睡衣迎接他，并且亲吻他的嘴。”
“然后发生什么了？”这家伙。
“然后，邮递员走进房子，撩起她的睡衣，开始抚摸她。”鹦鹉报告道。
“哦，不！”这家伙说，“然后呢？”
“然后，他撩起睡衣，跪下他的双膝，开始看她的身体，从她的胸部，慢慢往下，再往下...”
鹦鹉暂停了很长一段时间。
“怎么回事？发生了什么事？”这家伙疯狂地问道。
“我不知道，”鹦鹉说，“我从栖木上掉下来了。” 来看笑话 LZ的翻译水平高啊 版主把原文链接删了？
不好意思，我不知道不能贴链接
那就贴一下原文吧
The Intelligent Parrot
This guy is not getting along so well with his wife and thinks maybe he’d like to have a pet he can get along with. So, he goes to a pet shop in search of a friend. After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, “Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?”
“I was born this way,” says the parrot. “I’m a defective parrot.”
“Ha, ha,” the guy laughs. “It sounded like this parrot actually understood what I said and answered me.”
“I understood every word,” says the parrot. “I am a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird.”
“Yeah?” The guy asks. “Then answer this; how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?”
“Well,” the parrot says, “this is a little embarrassing, but since you asked I’ll tell you. I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a little hook. You can’t see it cause of my feathers.”
“Wow,” says guy, “you really can understand and answer, can’t you?”
“Of course. I speak both Spanish and English. I can converse with competence on almost any subject: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy … and I am especially good at ornithology. You ought to buy me. I am a great companion.”
The guy looks at the price tag. “$200!” He says, “I can’t afford that.”
“Pssst,” the parrot hisses, motioning the guy over with one wing.
“Nobody wants me cause I don’t have any feet. You can get me for $20 just make an offer.”
The guy offers 20 dollars and walks out with the parrot.
Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He’s funny, he’s interesting, he’s a great pal, he understands everything, sympathizes, gives good advice. The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot says, “Pssst,” and motions him over with one wing. The guy goes up close to the cage. “I don’t know if I should tell you this or not,” says the parrot, “but it’s about your wife and the mailman.”
“What?” says the guy.
“Well,” the parrot says, “when the mailman came to the door today your wife greeted him in a sheer nightgown and kissed him on the mouth.”
“What happened then?” Asks the guy.
“Then the mailman came into the house and lifted up the nightgown and began petting her all over,” reports the parrot.
“Oh No!” the guy says, “Then what?”
“Then he lifted up the nightgown, got down on his knees and began to look at her body, starting with her breasts and slowly going down and down…”
The parrot pauses for a long time. “What happened? What happened?” says the frantic guy.
“I don’t know,” says the parrot, “I fell off my perch.” 引用第2楼德鲁普于2009-09-26 11:34发表的 :
版主把原文链接删了？
不好意思，我不知道不能贴链接
那就贴一下原文吧
The Intelligent Parrot
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感谢支持 呵呵，楼主英文水来高哇，谢谢了。 引用第4楼¤天籁¤于2009-09-26 14:27发表的 :
呵呵，楼主英文水来高哇，谢谢了。
不知道有没有看出笑点在哪里？ 呵呵~~~~~
该把那只鹦鹉的照片发过来~~~ 引用第7楼砸你玻璃于2009-09-26 19:34发表的 :
呵呵~~~~~
该把那只鹦鹉的照片发过来~~~
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